"You're a funny guy, John," noted Tom from the back seat of my SUV.
With my gaze on the winding road before me, I replied as matter-of-factly as possible, "Maybe so, but I'm serious. If you two still want to go caving tonight with me and Joe, y'all are gonna have to go naked. Let me know now if that's a problem so I can turn around if I need to."
He didn't believe me, "How can you be serious about caving naked?"
I glanced into my rear-view mirror at
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