THE USS COCK vs. THE LEATHERNECK BATTLESHIP
Couldn't believe my eyes. Who woulda thunk? The Hulk had a weakness!
I was amazed. Couldn't believe it. A monster like The Hulk with such a teeny weakness! It was like the Statue of Liberty jumping up on a chair screaming it saw a mouse.
Let me explain. The Hulk was the biggest Marine I ever saw. An oversized Roman statue, a heavyweight Leatherneck bruiser at least 6'9" -- so huge he had to du
The night Johnson's detachment returned to the ship, I could hardly sleep. Before the sun was up, I was wide awake. I couldn't help myself. Fuck, this is stupid! It's only 0500! I heard reveille over the loudspeakers, the noise of sailors getting up to start the day, and the flip-flops of shower shoes on the march to the head. Finally, finally, FINALLY the hands of my watch moved around to 0630, long after most men had finished in the head. I got up, grabbed my towel, an
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