An MP, a Lieutenant, and The New Area 51

Abduction, Seduction--only two letters different

[For BadAlterEgo]

I owe a lot to the Army. Stupid fuckers. Gorillas in the mist. If it wasn't for them moron GIs, I wouldn'ta known the power of a simple li'l traffic ticket and the power I got as an Air Force MP.

Think about it: the military is federal, right?--on an Air Force Base, you do something wrong, like toss a gum wrapper on the sidewalk, you get a ticket from an MP. You don't pay it, yo

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